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August 4th, 2004


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01:03 am - "why can't i be retarded so i can meet john stamos?" -peta
Little known fact: Bill Clinton tied Jesus Christ for 13th place on a 2003 poll: "Greatest American of All Time"
--trivial pursuit, via lauri (i looked it up online, and i couldn't find the specific attribution, but apparnetly it is a real poll that is done like every year. and apparently in 2003, britain voted the greatest american of all time to be homer simpson)

things i have done today:
1) discovered that i love the poetry of sylvia plath
2) went to some acoustic thing at waysmeet. it was mostly not so great, but hey. and i got to see jeremiah and jenn, whcih is always a treat. jenn accidentally advised me to hit on girls that give a lot of blowjobs
that is all.

love as OCD

i think i've had this link here before but it is really amazing. the mythology of homeless children

got this from mel, who (presumably) got it from neil gaiman's site. apparently this guy is going to send out a free signed comic book to anyone who sends him a letter asking for one..
Amongst many other things, in Dave Sim's Cerebus (which is a story that took Dave and his partner-in-art Gerhard 300 issues to tell) he did, in the Women storyline, easily the best parody of Sandman anyone's ever done, as various members of the Cerebus cast of characters become Snuff, Swoon and the rest of the Clueless. It was wickedly funny, and had the author of Sandman curling his toes when he read it.

Dave Sim has made an extremely generous offer to readers of this journal (and indeed, to readers not of this journal, but just people who simply hear about his offer elsewhere on the Internet. Memes propagate, after all), which is the kind of offer that I found as interesting as he did. It's this:

If you'd like to read one of the Sandman parody issues of Cerebus, Dave will send you one. He'll send it to you very happily, free of charge. He will sign it for you, too. And he won't charge you a thing. Not even postage.

And if you're wondering what the catch is, it's this: Dave wants to know (as, I have to admit, do I) how many of the people out there in internet-land will actually go and do things that don't involve passively clicking on a link and going somewhere interesting. So what you have to do is write Dave a letter (not an e-mail. Dave doesn't have e-mail) telling him that you read that he'll send you a signed Cerebus, and telling him why you'd like him to send you a copy. It's as easy as that. And, quite possibly as difficult.

The address to write to is:

Aardvark Vanaheim, Inc
P.O. Box 1674 Station C
Kitchener, Ontario, Canada N2G 4R2

Dave, I suspect, thinks he'll get a handful of requests. In my more pessimistic moments, I think he's right, although I'd love it if he got deluged with letters, like those kids in hospitals who don't exist but are still collecting postcards...
my writing skills are limited by my strong innate sense of grammar. some of the most beautiful turns of phrase i have heard came from people who were not native english speakers, and who were translating their thoughts (or an expression) word for word.

kevin sent me this song awhile ago. i am thrilled- weird al does this song in part of "polka party" but i'd never heard the original, so he was playing it and i was like omg i know this song!
state: "LOGIC AND REASON ARE NOT PART OF BOOM SHAKALAKA'S CINEMATIC STYLE!"
np: eddie murphy - Bass - 00 - Party All The Time

(8 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:crawl27
Date:August 5th, 2004 05:53 am (UTC)
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dude you quoted ME! haha
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 8th, 2004 08:34 pm (UTC)
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it ain't hte first time!
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From:crawl27
Date:August 9th, 2004 04:10 am (UTC)
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when else have you quoted me?

i must have missed something.
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From:crawl27
Date:August 10th, 2004 05:24 am (UTC)
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i remember all of those now... and i remember the robots!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 5th, 2004 06:47 am (UTC)
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hahahaha i forgot about that advice! I am surprised how often I forget that suck means multiple things. i am awesome.
(today is the day to demand lots of money! wish us luck!)
Q.
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From:madeleine
Date:August 11th, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC)
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Little known fact: Bill Clinton tied Jesus Christ for 13th place on a 2003 poll: "Greatest American of All Time"

If I had known Jesus Christ was American, I would have voted for him too!
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 12th, 2004 05:30 pm (UTC)
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what, did you vote for buddha, you commie?

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