August 23rd, 2004
|12:53 am - queer eye for the dan guy|
so today, jenn and casie had an intervention for my room. they came over and helped/made me clean.
when i was informed yesterday that this would be happening, i was kindof amused, but leery of having all my stuff rearranged. other people's reactions were pretty evenly split between "thank god" and "it's your room, don't let them in". the deciding factor was..
CasieLee483: i wouldnt sleep with johnny depp in that room
when johnny depp is getting shot down, that is a major problem
so! here is an illustrated guide to the wonders of room-cleaning:
this was my messy slobby room. it was very clean.
note the headboard in the middle of the room. i hadn't gotten around to putting my bed together. i have lived here for a year, by the way
step 1 was moving lots of stuff out of my room
some of it even got moved to desiree's room when there was no space left in the hall
my room with less stuff in it
that blue pillow is the best thing on earth. i care about it more than you.
now my room is so clean!!!
in that purple pumpkin, from right to left: herbert hoover: heroes of democracy action figure; woody from toy story (he talks when you punch him in the chest!); i forget this guy's name but he looks androidy and you can make his head explode. also note SPECIAL DELUXE alien queen action figure on the floor, unopened. i got that a million years ago when those toys came out (i had one that i played with too). i wonder if it's worth anything, what with the new movie out now
in other news..
King Nixon (1:44:10 AM): i was thirsty just now, but i didnt have any juice around. so i drank a glass of applesauce
hartrageous (1:44:36 AM): hahahahah
hartrageous (1:44:45 AM): ohhh man that's funny cause i just did that with pudding
edited more than 2 years later!! i just noticed that somehow i didn't include jeremiah in my thanks. he showed up a bit later and helped. thanks jeremiah!
state: thank you jenn and casie!!
np: Easy E - College Girls Are Easy
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 12:06 am (UTC)|| |
Is there any sort of pool going for how long it stays looking like that? I want to put $5 on 2 hours. =)
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 12:26 am (UTC)|| |
Screw the pool. I don't want money if I win (three days is my bet). I want the blow up dreidle.
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 04:14 am (UTC)|| |
It has LEGS!!! It's a dreidlbug!!!
no way in hell do you get the dreidel
|Date:||September 27th, 2004 10:32 pm (UTC)|| |
So. Is your room messy again?
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 12:14 am (UTC)|| |
Wow. Just wow.
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 01:27 am (UTC)|| |
I read the first line of that transcript as "I was a thirsty jew"...
I didn't think your room was that messy. The first thing I thought was "Still plenty of room in those corners."
Now I'm wondering if you'll be able to adapt to walking in the center of the room since you were doing without it for so long.
I'm giving you two days before the room looks like it exploded again.
Most of your clutter is books and CDs. I highly approve. I am also very amused by the Union Jack in the middle of the floor.
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 05:54 am (UTC)|| |
i can still see carpet. its not too bad. i wouldn't knock back johnny depp in that room. but i'm pretty gross myself.
though you can still see carpet in my room today so technically its still clean too. it does help that i put some shoes away this morning (oh how good of me!)
you know what's really scary about your room? not really the mess, but the fact that i visited you in like, december, and your room looked almost exactly the same.
eh. I still liked it the way it was, but hooray for having awesome friends who are willing to do that for you. Put your headboard back in the middle of the floor :P
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 09:25 am (UTC)|| |
So now when women come over to hook up with you, you will think of me and Casie, and how you are oh so grateful that your room is no longer vagina-repellent. I just invented that phrase and I am really proud of it.
that is a mighty fine phrase....you should be extremely proud!
|Date:||August 23rd, 2004 12:00 pm (UTC)|| |
i agree, those pillows are awesome. we sell them at work and they get sent to us in huge boxes that i like to jump in all the time. it feels like being in an orgy of fat chicks, not that i know what an orgy of fat chicks feels like.
also, if i owned a copy of airplane on dvd, i'd never have time to clean my room either.
|Date:||August 24th, 2004 02:22 pm (UTC)|| |
Dan, can you send those queers over here next?
Tell the girls i'm ultra impressed and super jealous. I think it's great that you took before and after pictures...
sell the alien queen on ebay?