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OMG I FUCKING HATE THAT JOKE

but i've told it to like 5 people and they all hated it, too. So I guess it doesn't suck that much.

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no, it doesn't suck, it is awesome. and that is why. you tell it to people and they hate it. then they tell it to other people and they hate it too. and it spreads forever. it's like a shitty joke virus

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omg I infected aaron with a shaggy dog transmitted disease

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bwahahaha

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how do you make a sausage roll?




















you push it.




however thats probably not that funny for you because i'm told you americans don't have sausage rolls which well you're totally missing out.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

see now that's a good joke.

it's like my favorite
what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work


















a stick
HILARITY ENSUES

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oh i love that one too!

heres another favourite from my childhood.....


what are hundreds and thousands?





















smarty poos!

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i dont get it

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hundreds and thousands are little balls that you put on your icecream or on top of cakes and they're all different colours, they're pretty much coloured sugar, they're cool. perhaps you americans call them sprinkles?

do you know what smarties are?

they're like m&m's but they have s's on them instead of m's and they're made my nestle and not mars. and they're not as nice.

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yeah, sprinkles. except they're usually tiny little dashes, not balls (but sometimes ya see those too)

smarties here are nothing like m&m's. i don't even know what to compare them to, but they're rad. maybe the tart part of sweet-tarts, but better

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those are fruit tingles!

not smarties.

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they are definitely smarties. i ate some the other day.

fruit tingles is an awesome name though. sounds kinky and delicious

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they're great. they're not exactly the same as your smarties but i think they're similar.

our smarties are better.

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i just thought up a new punchline. yours is better, but hey.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

doesn't matter, it's still not coming back

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HAHAHAHAHAHA WIN

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hahaha i like it!
we have a few things which could be called sausage rolls. whether or not theyre the same things you mean by sausage roll, i do not know

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well a sausage roll is like sausage meat and vegies and well lots mystery ingredients really, all mushed together and then wrapped in pastry and baked. way yummy. i like to call them rats coffins.

whats your sausage roll?

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that sounds delicious

i think our sausage roll would be a polish sausage, which is just a great big wonderfully unhealthy sausage in a hot dog bun. toss on some fried peppers and onions and it's an italian sausage (apparently poland has not yet discovered vegetables). and there's pigs-in-a-blanket, which is like a baby corndog minus the corn

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This is random, but thats pretty funny. I've heard some reaaaally bad jokes, but then I've laughed my ass off at them, and told them to my friends too

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haha yep, that's how it works

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