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November 22nd, 2004

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01:01 am - at work today
so this couple walks up to me and asks about these murder mystery boardgame things we have. i show htem where they are, and they're looking at them...

guy: is there anything on these that describes the content?
lady: we are getting this for our church youth group, and we want to keep it clean
guy: we got one last time, the english manor, and one of the characters was a prostitute! you can imagine how that went. so is there anything questionable in these?
me: ummm well they are about murder..
guy: that's okay, but is there any sex or drugs or anything?
me: so, it's okay to murder someone, but not to have sex with them?
lady: right! *laughs* i'm kidding, of course

but i'm pretty sure she wasn't.
state: confusedi don't get people
np: muse - absolution - hysteria

(12 shots upside the head | en garde!)


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Date:November 22nd, 2004 01:32 am (UTC)

*murders you*
[User Picture]
Date:November 26th, 2004 09:14 am (UTC)
*sexes you*
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Date:November 26th, 2004 09:30 am (UTC)
you're going to hell for that. sex == bad.
Date:November 22nd, 2004 03:19 am (UTC)


The world is upside down. Con't expect to see anything different in your lifetime.
Date:November 22nd, 2004 03:20 am (UTC)
Meant to say: "Don't expect to see anything different in your lifetime."
Date:November 22nd, 2004 04:19 am (UTC)
that emoticon is soooo cute.

people are dumb

I am visiting you in the mall today!
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Date:November 26th, 2004 09:14 am (UTC)
my emoticons rule! as does work visits!
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Date:November 22nd, 2004 05:25 am (UTC)
christians are bizarre.
[User Picture]
Date:November 26th, 2004 09:11 am (UTC)
most people are bizarre
[User Picture]
Date:November 29th, 2004 04:51 am (UTC)
yes but religious people seem to be that fraction weirder.
Date:November 22nd, 2004 05:37 am (UTC)
stupid religoids
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Date:November 22nd, 2004 06:12 am (UTC)
but of course it's ok to kill someone over having sex with them, duh.
the ten commandments according to the christian church (or rather five of them, just made up by me)
1. go to church every sunday (god: i mean it, this one's a biggie)
2. thou shalt not be gay (god: come on guys, i tell you to go off and make babies, it just doesn't work)
3. thou shalt not have sex (god: this may sound like a contradiction, but hey, i'm god, i can do what i want)
4. thou shalt feel guilty about sex if you choose to disobey #3
5. thou shalt not kill (god: unless it's in my name, then kill away!)

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