man who sounded vaguely like norm from cheers: you guys got any half-naked chicks standing near cars?
me: umm i think the closest we've got would be Construction Chicks.
norn: but there's no cars! we can't hang it up without cars
some guy was looking for a calendar the other day, and i found it for him. so he says "hey, you're hot shit!" that's one of the best compliments i've gotten in awhile