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December 20th, 2004


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09:33 pm
i called the courthouse today, to find out why i was never informed of my trial verdict, and apparently someone just screwed up entering me into the system. they had my mailing address wrong, and when she checked teh trial info, it said i was found not guilty but had pled guilty. which would be a good trick. but anyway, she checked, i am not guilty, and the official whatevers will be mailed to the correct current address. I TOTALLY WON. NOT GUILTY ALL OVER YOUR FACE, COP. or as my mom said, "you have won your first case, mr widrew"

i thought of the greatest thing the other day. i want to market some food product, and in the list of ingredients put "not poison". it'd be like, ingredients: milk, water, boners, garlic, cheese, not poison, xanthum gum, yellow 5

i have to be at work in less than 10 1/2 hours :(

oh, i don't think i ever mentioned it in here, but for those too lazy/busy/crappy to listen to my radio show (WUNH 91.3fm, thursday night [friday morning], midnight to 2am): bam! that link will always work, holding each show for a week. officially i am only on for those first two blocks, but i usually go over a little, because we are very professional DJs.
though this week is actually extra goofed up because of break and whatnot. it's dead air until almost 24 minutes in, and i went til around 3:30 when dorie lee scared me off
state: bouncytriumphant

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From:sacrilicious
Date:December 20th, 2004 08:58 pm (UTC)
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ingredients: milk, water, boners, garlic, cheese, not poison, xanthum gum, yellow 5

mmmmmm boners
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From:kingnixon
Date:December 20th, 2004 09:08 pm (UTC)
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there's one here for you
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 22nd, 2004 03:15 am (UTC)
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creepy.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:44 am (UTC)
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yes you are
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From:crawl27
Date:December 21st, 2004 01:10 pm (UTC)
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hahah 'not poison' i love it. give those people that examine the ingredients lists (like me - although i'm more of a nutritional information girl) something to laugh about. i wonder how many would put it back though after reading that?
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
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but why would anyone put it back? they would not that it is safe! it's all those other ones that DON'T say they have no poison that one must be wary of
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From:crawl27
Date:January 10th, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC)
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i just think some people wouldn't get it.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 10th, 2005 09:52 pm (UTC)
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if they don't get it, then maybe they shoudln't be having the not-poison foods anyway
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From:crawl27
Date:January 11th, 2005 12:55 pm (UTC)
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i'd consider trying it.
From:sillypoot
Date:December 21st, 2004 01:44 pm (UTC)
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I am going to radio with you this week!

I will be very tired the next day but I have decided I do not care, mainly because you have been on the radio for probably more than a month now and I haven't been able to hang outttt. And I promise I will actually talk this time.

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