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December 23rd, 2004


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01:50 am
i thought claude was molting. turns out he was dead.

fucking petquarters guy recommended the heat lamp. turns out heat lamps cause dehydration and overheating. "Overheating causes irreversible damage and a slow, painful death."

:(
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From:pezstar
Date:December 23rd, 2004 07:49 am (UTC)
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OMG. You straight up need to go throw your dead hermit crab at the pet store idiot.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:43 am (UTC)
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i had to bring claude back to the other store so they woudl give me a new living crab
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From:miss_geek
Date:December 23rd, 2004 08:06 am (UTC)
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i'm not sure what claude is... but i'm sorry he's dead =/
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:43 am (UTC)
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he was a hermit crab. and thank you
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From:madeleine
Date:December 23rd, 2004 01:39 pm (UTC)
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Ohhhhhhh. Poor Claude.

If it's any help I killed a tiny scorpion someone gave me. He had a little plastic box that he lived in and ate tiny tiny crickets.

Well of course everyone knows scorpions live in the desert so they must like heat, right? So I put my scorpion out on the porch during the summer so he could be in his natural element.

Short ending: the poor little guy cooked out there without a place to hide under like a rock. I still feel shitty about what I did even though it was because I didn't know.

Are you going to get another crab?
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:42 am (UTC)
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you had a pet scorpion? neato! i want tarantulas. tarantulas are badasssss

i think the moral of all this is that we should not be put in charge of another creature's life, because we are not qualified. hell, i'm not qualifeid to be in charge of my own life

i did get another. his name is nutter!
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From:madeleine
Date:January 9th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC)
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We named our scorpion Sparky :)
From:sillypoot
Date:December 23rd, 2004 02:03 pm (UTC)
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That's so sad :(

get another one!! And tell the guy at petquarters he's a friggin idiot
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From:acerbic
Date:December 23rd, 2004 04:13 pm (UTC)
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i apologize in advance for this, but my first real thought was "man, peta would be after you in a heartbeat."

i'm a horrible person and i'm going to hell. but i agree with jenn. go find the idiot and throw claude at him.

sorry. :( <3
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:40 am (UTC)
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i had to bring claude back to the store so they woudl give me a new living crab
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From:leyse
Date:December 23rd, 2004 04:53 pm (UTC)
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=/. i'm totally getting you a hermit crab for chunkmas.
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From:idadebeautreux
Date:December 23rd, 2004 05:35 pm (UTC)
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:( yeah, heat lamps are bad. Hermit crabs should live in a humid, warm location, not a hot dry one. When my Claudius died a few years back, I thought he was molting too, but he wasn't. As a side, Kate/Shellie's hermit crab was named Claudio... we all named our crabs some derivative of "Claud-," but entirely independently of each other. Weeeeird.

Sorry about Claude :(
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:39 am (UTC)
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damn sneaky dead crabs

and yeah, we discussed this at the pomegranite party, remember? or i guess you had too many jello shots
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From:idadebeautreux
Date:January 9th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
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If I remember that from the pomegranate party then I MUST have had too many pome jello shots, cuz I wasn't there. Or you must have had too many, and you were talking to a coat rack and thought it was me. :)
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 10th, 2005 10:11 pm (UTC)
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............ are you sure? how i remember is i told you i got hermit crabs and said their names and you told me about the claud- magic. hmmm
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From:idadebeautreux
Date:January 11th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
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Yeah, I'm totally sure. Because one, no one actually ever invited me to the pomegranate party or told me when it actually was, and I was also super depressed that day so I spent my day in my pjs playing video games and drinking really old Black Tower wine straight from the bottle.
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From:atreides101
Date:December 24th, 2004 12:51 am (UTC)
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I will say a prayer for Claude tonight.

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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
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why thank you
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From:sacrilicious
Date:December 24th, 2004 06:45 am (UTC)
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Poor Claude. Let's go smite Petquarters!!!
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:38 am (UTC)
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they still owe me 13 bucks. we can smite them after that
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From:morgruth
Date:December 24th, 2004 09:18 pm (UTC)
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I, as well as the rest of the Guk Server, held a semi-nation-wide moment of silence for le Claude. And your listeners as well. He shall be avenged!
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 9th, 2005 04:37 am (UTC)
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most appreciated

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