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January 31st, 2005


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11:52 pm - baffling spam i just got
Take away love and our earth is a tomb. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Each encounter that becomes a friendship turns into a lifeline. One can never have too many, only too many to properly take care of. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a shp, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.Who so loves believes the impossible. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Those who are willing to sacrifice essential liberties for a little order, will lose both and deserve neither. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains. What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long after he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs. Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. I discovered I always have choices and sometimes it's only a choice of attitude. Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Hope is like a road in the country: there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. The man who says I told you so is making an excuse for not expressing his position clearly in the first place. A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? A book may lie dormant for fifty years or for two thousand years in a forgotten corner of a library, only to reveal, upon being opened, the marvels or the abysses that it contains, or the line that seems to have been written for me alone. In this respect the writer is not different from any other human being: whatever we say or do can have far-reaching consequences. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
state: and yes i read through it all

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Comments:


From:sillypoot
Date:February 1st, 2005 05:25 am (UTC)
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what. the. hell. who sent this to you? I can't even read it all, it's making my head hurt.
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From:silverwraith
Date:February 1st, 2005 05:40 am (UTC)
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now there's a guy who takes his spam seriously. jaysus.
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From:amyawesome
Date:February 1st, 2005 05:40 am (UTC)
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wow eff big blocks of text.
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From:bertho
Date:February 1st, 2005 08:28 am (UTC)
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Too tired to read it all, so I skimmed it and I must say I'm not surprised I recognize just about all of the alcohol quotes.
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From:xstarburnx
Date:February 1st, 2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
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wow, chicken soup for the alcoholic?
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From:kingnixon
Date:February 12th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC)
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haha pretty much. i guess they need it
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From:corsac
Date:February 1st, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC)
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a shp, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Robert Heinlein, that one.
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From:kingnixon
Date:February 12th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
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sounds like him, all right
From:lefleuret42
Date:February 2nd, 2005 03:37 am (UTC)

lol

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you're a better man than i, sir dan. love, xina
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From:kingnixon
Date:February 12th, 2005 08:50 pm (UTC)

Re: lol

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i don't know why, but thank you!
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From:crawl27
Date:February 2nd, 2005 12:06 pm (UTC)
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ok so i read the first sentence and then saw OH MY TOO MUCH TEXT.

did i miss much?
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From:kingnixon
Date:February 12th, 2005 08:49 pm (UTC)
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no, not at all

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