July 16th, 2005
|05:27 pm - plotlines from last night's dream which would make very poor horror films indeed|
trying to rescue a few friends (including george clooney) from a brainwashing cult devoted to making and delivering pizzas as quickly as possible; being attacked by a group of razor-blade wielding 8 year olds; being strong-armed into signing a contract to help renovate the house next door, said house being owned by angel the tv character, and said contract being enforced by his real-estate agent, who is a middle-aged woman/demon from hell, where he currently lives; being sent by my mother on a holy quest to fight the evil dragon which lives in a cave somewhere in manchester, said cave in fact being a condemned factory which the police wouldn't let me anywhere near after i accidentally ran over some dead bodies lying in the street; making out with kitty; accidentally sleeping in a gutter full of poisonous tree-destroying mushrooms; playing a video-game about using karate to fight fire-breathing dinosaurs, one of whom later invades our home and we probably should have fought it off but instead just went out for a walk; using unpredictable magic powers, and a large rock-chiseling laser, to fight invading portugese demons we may have accidentally summoned, although really it was more the fault of the possessed cultist nun who later tried to kill me in the hospital.
np: lionel vinyl - The Killers vs Europe - Somebodies Countdown
|Date:||July 17th, 2005 12:03 am (UTC)|| |
I would totally watch that horror film.
but would you be horrified?
|Date:||July 25th, 2005 05:27 am (UTC)|| |
Haha. Delayed reaction much? OMG UR PICTRU IS LIEK SO SCARRY!
i am very speedy and responsive, what are you talking about?
boo!, says fried chicken head
dude, I was looking at the new releases for last week or the week before, and they made the 3 billionth crow movie and it had david boreanaz and edward furlong. I was like 'kids, don't make bad movies!' butthey didn't listen. also, DB is like a decade older than me so I shouldnt call him kid. but I reserve the right to boss around edward furlong.
i have no idea who david borvalrewkjfefaz is. and imdb claims that the new crow movie isn't as shitty as the last 2. so who knows!
you are the only person i know who could "accidently" fall asleep anywhere.
i tripped on the giant poison mushrooms in the dark! and naturally, once i was lying down, i immediately fell asleep
oh and also: jenn can accidentally fall asleep anywhere. i've seen her do it.
|Date:||July 17th, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)|| |
i cannot wait to live with you.
|Date:||July 17th, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)|| |
You need to get his dreams on your LAN.
oh my. what have you been watching/reading?
last night i dreamt i was still out being drunk and flirting with this guy.
i don't remember, but i don't think it was anything that would've inspired all this
some older guy named steven that i'd been flirting with and kissing a little bit.
I'd like to watch george clooney make pizzas as fast as he can. When's it coming out on DVD? ;)
we're in talks with sony. michael bay wants to direct, but he's busy getting eaten by wolves
i love marty feldman. i'm adding you for that reason. my name is jenna by the way.