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July 29th, 2005


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03:35 am
know what rules? i'm pretty sure i pulled an ass muscle. seriously. i did something to it yesterday, and it was fine today until a little while ago. i decided i should do a little packing, bent down to pick up some stuff, and went AAAAUGH. i'm pretty sure i used latent psychic powers to not fall on my head, because there's no way my back could have supported me right then.
there's a muscle that starts either in your lower back or upper ass, i don't know which, and it goes around the outside of your hip and down the front of your thigh, and maybe onward for all i know. apparently mine are a little tighter than is good; they've bothered me before. i've never had one straight up shriek at me before though. basically, as long as i don't lean forward at all and don't put any weight on my right leg, i'm ok. just the throbbing ache along its length. no prob!

so who wants to come over here and massage my right buttcheek?

note: anyone with serious bodily issues that are actually worth complaining about, ignore this post.
state: feeble
np: Sigur Rós - ( ) - 08 - Untitled #8, aka popplagið / the pop song

(7 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:sillypoot
Date:July 29th, 2005 01:43 pm (UTC)
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You mean like my sinusitis that has been hanging around for three weeks?

Eh, probably not :)
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 30th, 2005 11:53 am (UTC)

ass message

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Sorry about your ass muscle, but I'm even more sorry that you didn't get any takers on volunteers to message your butt. I don't think you'd be interested in me kissing boo boos away, anymore. Love, Mom.
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From:johnbot
Date:August 8th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)

Re: ass message

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That's quite a message.
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 8th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC)

Re: ass message

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dear butt,
how are you? i hope you are well.
love,
dan
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 30th, 2005 12:00 pm (UTC)

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So sorry. That was massage, not message. Since you were an English major, I don't want you to think I'm dum, or is that dumb.... Love, again.
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From:johnbot
Date:August 8th, 2005 12:15 am (UTC)

Re: Spelling correction

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Damn, now I look stupid because the correction came well before my comment.
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 8th, 2005 06:54 pm (UTC)

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YOU FOOL!

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