August 9th, 2005
|01:18 am - points of oddness|
soooooo we're cleaning out the mansion today, and kevin found an air mattress. we had no idea where it came from, but i was psyched cuz i was planning to get one anyway when i got to washington. so i just now went to look at it, and it's not a mattress at all, it's a freaking lifeboat! why do we have a lifeboat?!
so the new plan is to float down the river to washington. driving is for chumps!
laura went to montreal a few weeks ago. apparently she was stopped at the border coming back into the country, for the same lack of reason, by the same skeevy woman. this lady just sucks! while we were sitting there waiting for them to find our hidden nuclear korans, a few more cars were stopped, and they were all people approximately our same age. hmm.
oh, and while the cop was searching my car for god-knows-what, he found my dirt. see, when we graduated from high school, jake went back to webster (elementary school i and a bunch of my friends went to) and got us each a small tupperware full of dirt from the playground. this was a very sweet gesture, albeit bizarre. but anyway, mine is living in the little hutch in my car between the two front seats, under an old knit hat. just a little plastic tub full of dirt, hidden away, totally not suspicious. he gave that a VERY thorough inspection.
in the future, people will be digging up our graveyards and cities, putting our skeletons and cars and computers in museums next to mummies and suits of armor. i hope we are interesting.
while granted, it is a good thing that i am currently cleaning, and discarding things i don't need, it is probably not the best use of my time at present to be doing so to my inbox.
state: taco bell is very delicious
np: Weezer - 2000-07-28: Sacramento, USA - 04 - You Gave Your Love To Me Softly
|Date:||August 10th, 2005 03:27 am (UTC)|| |
the lower playground or the upper one?
you know, i have no idea. probably the lower one though.
|Date:||December 1st, 2005 01:50 am (UTC)|| |
|Date:||August 15th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)|| |
Ooh, there is a river from NH to WA now? Convenience!
yes. i believe it was the atlantic river. a bit choppy, but it did the trick