“Hi again! So I just listened to my message before I posted it, and I sound like a huge spaz. I hope I don't always sound like that...or maybe I do, I don't know. Could be entertaining. Um, yes, so, I hope you enjoyed me being a spaz, cause it'll probably happen a lot more often, because now I have this thing in my cellphone, I can call up along my route at 3 in the morning. And I have nothing better to do, than to call here and talk like this in a weird cadence which I'll stop doing now. Okay, um...oh yeah, so when I was putting this into my phone, there weren't any numbers to Washington, which was a little weird, because isn't Livejournal, like, *from* Washington? You'd think they'd...have...so...I'm calling Long Beach, California, because I'm down with the LBC. And that's my story. Also cause I have free long-distance right now.
So I'm gonna go finish my route, and then go home, and sleep, and it'll be awesome, and I've got a melley waiting for me, and good night to you all!”