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December 9th, 2005

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10:58 pm - GWAR
i don't think i ever posted this-- brutalities commited at the GWAR show last month:
*the pope (dressed all in red with a swastika on his hat) was slashed open
*somebody who might have been intended to be a real person but looked to me like a tall grey zombie got beheaded
*bush was eviscerated, pausing only to smack a slave with his intestines a few times
*cheney got beheaded
*the shriveled fetus of ozzy osbourne got beaten down, and sharon osbourne got her breasts and then whole front lopped off
*michael jackson beat a small child to death with his giant cock (which he then used to swordfight an ass slave). i assume michael eventually was slaughtered in some fashion, but i forget
*a t-rex was rather boringly stabbed through the head

after the show, at amber and melley's urging, i asked a roadie how much blood they go through in a night. i don't think he liked me very much.

on a related note, http://www.tamponcase.com/ (link from jess)
np: porno for pyros - good god's urge - wishing well

(6 shots upside the head | en garde!)


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Date:December 10th, 2005 02:41 pm (UTC)
we sell those tampon cases
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Date:December 10th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC)
i totally missed the t-rex.
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Date:December 13th, 2005 11:15 am (UTC)
how did you miss the t-rex??? he was LARGE
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Date:December 13th, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC)
that was probably about the time i was entranced by watching security throw out some guy on some substance.
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Date:December 13th, 2005 03:36 pm (UTC)
entranced, aye?
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Date:December 14th, 2005 01:45 am (UTC)
well, distracted.

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