seriously i didn't read all of that cos i'm a bit tipsy btu that is a fucking awesome idea.
you're such a good person dan.
and OMG metric is playing on the stereo. metric = love.
as does cheeap champagne.

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they are turning the metric off now.
so they can watch that 70s show.
i just found out we have paddle pops. i am far too exciteable right now.

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ew that 70s show is lame-o

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i like it. but i like metric better.

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so what is paddle pops, anyway?

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www.paddlepop.com.au

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i've only heard 2 metric songs (combat baby, monster hospital) but they are great. i should hear more. i looove her voice

i am leaving for work now. i think i will call you

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but you didn't call me!!!!

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crap, so much for calling. lauri just called me and i need to go rescue her and my phone is low on power, i don't want it to run out. but soon!

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pooooooo

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i will gladly write you 100 haikus priced at a dollar each, dan, if you feel the need to do good.

i am joking, i think.

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hmm! i hadn't thought of buying a whole collection from one person

although, my scheme is intended for the excessively poor. if i go tossing 100 bucks your way, it will be less for philanthropy and more for sex helping a friend

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while i am not excessively poor, i have quality haiku skills.

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oh i know this. i remember your haikus

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i am just silly and cry over money a lot. silly.

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that's not silly, money can be nasty stuff

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it's really the main thing getting me down right now other than the random family blow-up and the whole trapped feeling of this area.

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so how much would it take to get you outta there?

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in what sense? (financially, stress-wise?) I'd like to leave regardless of either, but it'd take me paying off my debts and buying a car and having the money to support me in a new place until I get a job. That is a lot of money I do not have. Stress-wise, I am not sure how much i can take before i'd snap and forget about financial security.

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i meant financially, but they're both good questions.
i might be inclined to buy some aimesy haikus after all

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haha you can even select the topic matter!

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at 6 cents per syllable, i want some ego stoking!

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I CAN GET DOWN WITH THAT!

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i seriously think homeless art is the best idea you have ever had. it's clearly better than you opening up a sandwich shop and it helps people who really need it. you should do some serious research and figure out how one would go about contacting local homeless artists and how to get art in places like coffee shops and what not for free. i bet you could email some homeless shelters and ask for info. i wonder how you would get art supplies to the homeless, so they can actually paint or draw or what not. i bet you could work in conjunction with a homeless shelter and maybe the proceeds could partially go to the individual and partly to the shelter or something. and i apparently love the phrase "what not" now. poop!!!

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my restaurant is going to be AMAZING, julie. you'll see.

i have some homework to do, but i am excited for this. there's a lot of ways the details can go though

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will this resturant of yours serve garlic and goldschlager oatmeal?

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hmm. i don't think garlic and goldschlager would go together. but they will both be featured ingredients on my menu

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