Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk

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washington is a dangerous land

thank you bellingham police:
(C1) called 911 to report that his girlfriend, (C2) found his hidden PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE and was refusing to give it back to him. (C2) admitted that she found (C1) "DIRTY MAGAZINE" in a dresser drawer and felt betrayed as she did not think that (C1) was that type of a man. (C2) explained that she felt totally violated and betrayed. (C1) wanted the magazine returned to him and if (C2) refused he wanted her arrested for theft. (C2) said she would give (C1) back his PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE if he agreed to keep it in the garage. (C1) agreed to these terms. No further police action taken.

and thank you state legislature:
RCW 46.61.665: Embracing another while driving.
It shall be unlawful for any person to operate a motor vehicle upon the highways of this state when such person has in his or her embrace another person which prevents the free and unhampered operation of such vehicle. Operation of a motor vehicle in violation of this section is prima facie evidence of reckless driving.
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