January 5th, 2006
|02:58 pm - washington is a dangerous land|
thank you bellingham police:
(C1) called 911 to report that his girlfriend, (C2) found his hidden PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE and was refusing to give it back to him. (C2) admitted that she found (C1) "DIRTY MAGAZINE" in a dresser drawer and felt betrayed as she did not think that (C1) was that type of a man. (C2) explained that she felt totally violated and betrayed. (C1) wanted the magazine returned to him and if (C2) refused he wanted her arrested for theft. (C2) said she would give (C1) back his PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE if he agreed to keep it in the garage. (C1) agreed to these terms. No further police action taken.
and thank you state legislature:
RCW 46.61.665: Embracing another while driving.
It shall be unlawful for any person to operate a motor vehicle upon the highways of this state when such person has in his or her embrace another person which prevents the free and unhampered operation of such vehicle. Operation of a motor vehicle in violation of this section is prima facie evidence of reckless driving.
|Date:||January 6th, 2006 12:04 am (UTC)|| |
Wait, does this mean no more road head?
awwww I was going to say "Does this mean no more hands in pants either?" I have to admit yours is better
|Date:||January 6th, 2006 12:40 am (UTC)|| |
dictionary.com defines embrace as "to clasp or hold close with the arms", so as long as you don't use your arms, i'd say you're golden.
just wait until you're parked to hold them.
and hi there! how've you been
hold? i meant hug. whateverrrrrr
casey is a big fan of hugging me while i'm driving. he puts his head on my shoulder and hugs me and my arm to death. it makes me feel like a true playa. leaning all gangsta like to the side with my ho on my arm.
and pornography does interesting things to people aside from boners.