Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk
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Voice Post: elmo will swallow your soul

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“i just heard the most amazing thing on NPR. so umm, apparently sesame street put out a potty training book, featuring elmo, and it has a little computer chip in it so that as you're reading the book, elmo will, ya know, give witty comments and things. and at one point he says "uh oh, who has to go?" but due to, and i quote, 'cheap computer chips' he actually says in some- to some people "uh oh, who wants to die?" ......... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? how do you-- i can't even imagine. umm so i had to share that with everyone, because that made my night. bye bye!”

Transcribed by: kingnixon


i REALLY want this book now.
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