March 25th, 2006
|10:02 am - notice|
i declare myself to be infallable. if i make a mistake, it was the correct mistake at the time.
Did you just turn 13 or something?
Okay, Dan? That's just not true. Evidence: You bought a fucking JUG of chianti and then continued to drink it after it had been opened for three months. This is not a "correct mistake"; it's just a plain old, garden-variety mistake.
|Date:||March 26th, 2006 02:05 am (UTC)|| |
Dan doesn't believe in bacteria.
this may or may not be a true fact.
Bacteria can't grow in Chianti. Proven fact*
proven by the fact that Dan wasn't killed by drinking it
since when can alchy go bad?
wine left too long turns to vinegar
I guess it doesn't -technically- go bad so much as turn into vinegar. That's what vinegar is: alcohol that was introduced to bacteria.
hmmm i guess i never knew that since alcohol left in front of me doesn't have the chance to go bad. lol
this just means we have to drink it faster
|Date:||April 1st, 2006 07:10 pm (UTC)|| |
So how is locking Lauri~'s keys in her car so that Jaime can't bring me my suit for travelangel
's memorial service the right mistake at the time?