“so there's a bird in my car? it flew in through the window and it's flapping around and flies at my head and it's little and cute and fluttering and cute and fluttering except that it's gonna make me hit a tree. it seems lost. it flew out for a second and then back in. so it's just kind of in the car? it can move in and be my new roommate! as long as it promises not to fly near my head anymore. ok good night.
Transcribed by: xpuella8x
after about an hour and a half, i finally got the bird to go away. it perched on my head and i leaned out the window until it flew off.