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April 14th, 2006


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08:20 pm - A NEW LOW/HIGH FOR TELEVISION
lauri is watching SVU. some lady and her daughter come home, and find the dad dead, tied up, in full leather bondage gear. next scene, the cops are interviewing the mom: "can you think of any reason why the killer would want to sodomize your husband with a banana?"

(11 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:saiwa
Date:April 15th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
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i never bothered getting my cable hooked up.
sigh.
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 15th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
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we're getting rid of ours. oh well. it mostly just gets used so lauri can watch cop shows
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From:sacrilicious
Date:April 15th, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)
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That is...wrong.

But I bet my new place of employment will have several movies where that is the main subject.
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From:madeleine
Date:April 15th, 2006 04:18 am (UTC)
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ooh what's the new job??
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From:sacrilicious
Date:April 15th, 2006 04:47 am (UTC)
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PORN STORE
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From:madeleine
Date:April 16th, 2006 11:50 am (UTC)
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all the free videos and toys you want! :D

I suggest you host a few home-viewing parties.
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 15th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
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banana mañana
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From:melley
Date:April 15th, 2006 09:08 am (UTC)
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that was a scene in the first and only porno i ever watched. except it was >1 banana. and iirc there was not much bondage gear in that part.
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 15th, 2006 11:55 pm (UTC)
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i think one banana would be more than enough
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From:melley
Date:April 16th, 2006 01:17 am (UTC)
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yeah, it was not an image i particularly need to recall. i assume there is good porn in this world, but that wasn't it.
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From:shesgotthelook
Date:April 16th, 2006 02:49 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHHA.

Do they NEED a reason?

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