Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk
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A NEW LOW/HIGH FOR TELEVISION

lauri is watching SVU. some lady and her daughter come home, and find the dad dead, tied up, in full leather bondage gear. next scene, the cops are interviewing the mom: "can you think of any reason why the killer would want to sodomize your husband with a banana?"
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  • (no subject)

    i am narcoleptic today. i slept for 11 hrs and i keep passing out on the couch. i don't know why i am so sleepy. so now i am going to listen to…

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    i had the weirdest dream. it was my birthday, and we were all off to some undisclosed birthday location, but everyone ditched me. it was totally by…

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