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May 6th, 2006


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01:34 am - beep beep, who's got the keys to the jeep? vroom vrooooooom
my car is now living again! for the low low price of $2800 or so, they incorrectly put in my new engine and then fixed it. the something was rubbing against the something else and making the whole car shudder, but now all is well. it idles slightly rougher than it used to, but it shifts smoother so whatevs. supposedly this new engine has thousands fewer miles than mine did, and a 6 month warranty. so hopefully after 5.9 months it explodes prettily and they have to buy me a new car. that'd be neat.

in more important news, steven seagal has put out an album, with such stirring lyrics as:
Someone took me to a restaurant and I had to eat something fast
I ordered me some chicken
They gave me alligator ass

...

I went to bed last night, I tried to give my baby some love
Well she looked at me kinda surprised and she said
Baby you got your own two pair a hands
but you ain't got no glove

...

I told her I cant have no more sass
and from now on she can talk to my ass

np: steven seagal - mojo priest - talk to my ass

(5 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:ardentdelirium
Date:May 6th, 2006 01:53 pm (UTC)
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we have a new product manager at work, and her first bump request (which means we ask for more of something) was for that album. I asked our rep if we were getting a promo for in store play and he promised us two promos. I'm SO excited.
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From:kingnixon
Date:May 6th, 2006 02:05 pm (UTC)
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wait wait wait, you guys are actually expecting people to BUY this??
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From:ardentdelirium
Date:May 6th, 2006 02:13 pm (UTC)
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well, meredyth does. I don't. but seriously, the opportunity to play this thing in the store? priceless.
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From:xpuella8x
Date:May 7th, 2006 12:46 am (UTC)
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if you don't stop posting about steven seagal i am going to both cry and vomit on you. maybe poop if i'm feeling like it.
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From:madeleine
Date:May 7th, 2006 03:42 am (UTC)
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hahahahaha they all sound exactly alike!! You could have a broken CD that kept plying the same track over and over - who'd know!? Priceless :D

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