the main thing keeping me from starting this project, aside from inertia, is that i would have to immerse myself into the whole da vinci code/holy blood holy grail/church history world to figure out what to bring in. or i could just pull it all out of my ass, but that would be less scathingly fiendish.
oh, and dan brown is secretly albino, but he is ashamed so he wears makeup and contacts etc.
in news of a similarly literary character: a harry potter/CSI fanfic (an unfinished one, at that) was nominated for the james tiptree award.