dan: no one like that here.
lady: oh. how about 18 or older?
dan: i am.
lady: would you like to participate?
dan: in...?
lady: oh, a survey.
dan: what's it about?
lady: i don't know, the system doesn't tell me until you agree to continue.
dan: well i mean, what's it like? is it political, or are you asking my favorite brand of toothpaste?
lady: i don't know. would you like to continue and find out?
dan: i'm gonna pass.
sometimes i think these companies don't even want profit; they just want to irritate everybody.
THE PLOT THICKENS!!!!!!
