Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk

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so when half a bowl of icecream makes me sit on the toilet for a half hr, am i safe in assuming i've developed some lactose intolerance[1]? i will get officially doctorally checked next time i have an appointment for something[2], but in the meanwhile i guess i have to eat less dairy. good thing we just bought milk and cheese and icecream! and good thing we eat pizza like 394834242 times a week!

i am also allergic to water, air, breasts, the internet, and sleep. cheers!

[1] or as some overly sensitive folks have attempted to promulgate, i have lost my lactase persistance.

[2] and if i am feeling especially hypochondriacal that week, i'll have myself checked for the other random things i think i might have sometimes.

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