i mean, unless they find cocaine in my urine, in which case i'll have to try emailing more people on craigslist and monster who won't answer me.
having someone watch you pee is kinda funny, btw, but only if they're an old man in a green sportscoat.
hello to the 3 people who still read livejournal. i need your help to win a fantasy deathmatch! go to http://gore-sports.livejournal.com/32977.html,…
here are the contents of the user dictionary thing on my phone. i have no idea what its criteria is for which words to save, but these are pretty…
so i just finished book 1 of the faerie queene, which for those of you who aren't giant nerds is a 16th century epic poem. it was kickass and totally…