Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk
kingnixon

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so i was sick last night. the climax was when i had diarhea and was throwing up at the same time and couldn't hold either so i squatted in the shower and felt spectacular. then i ran the shower to clean it out AND THE DRAIN WAS CLOGGED AND IT ALL STARTED WASHING UP AGAINST ME AHH. so i had to plunger it, which a) i was having trouble just standing up at this point, let alone keeping my balance while plunging b) walking through that so i could reach the plunger and drain felt so squishily awful i think i might have died. also because i was out of it i ran the shower without putting the shower curtain in place and the floor (where my clothes were) got all soaked and puddled.
today my stomach is less upset, but everything aches and just sitting upright is making me short of breath. ebola :(

NOTE TO POTENTIAL NEW ROOMMATES: THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. IF IT THREATENS TO HAPPEN AGAIN, I WILL KILL MYSELF INSTEAD. OKAY THEN. okay now this post is friends only. after this, i don't even want to live with me. it's been long enough. full disclosure!
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