November 17th, 2006
|11:19 am - illmatic|
so i was sick last night. the climax was when i had diarhea and was throwing up at the same time and couldn't hold either so i squatted in the shower and felt spectacular. then i ran the shower to clean it out AND THE DRAIN WAS CLOGGED AND IT ALL STARTED WASHING UP AGAINST ME AHH. so i had to plunger it, which a) i was having trouble just standing up at this point, let alone keeping my balance while plunging b) walking through that so i could reach the plunger and drain felt so squishily awful i think i might have died. also because i was out of it i ran the shower without putting the shower curtain in place and the floor (where my clothes were) got all soaked and puddled.
today my stomach is less upset, but everything aches and just sitting upright is making me short of breath. ebola :(
NOTE TO POTENTIAL NEW ROOMMATES: THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. IF IT THREATENS TO HAPPEN AGAIN, I WILL KILL MYSELF INSTEAD. OKAY THEN. okay now this post is friends only. after this, i don't even want to live with me. it's been long enough. full disclosure!
np: Neon Blonde - Chandeliers in the Savannah - 09 - Cherries in Slow Motion
|Date:||November 17th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)|| |
............. never showering in your bathroom again....
this is probably for the best.
This has happened to me before, but I just sat on the toilet and threw up into a dishpan.
me too, but I puked in the bathtub. and another time the trash can. it happened to a friend of mine and she alternated ends at the toilet and ruined the wallpaper.
ew, at least i did better than someone!
|Date:||November 18th, 2006 06:10 am (UTC)|| |
me too, but I puked in the bathtub.
Ditto. Only time I was glad that bathroom was so cramped. ;-) I haven't eaten at a Boston Market since then.
|Date:||November 18th, 2006 06:12 am (UTC)|| |
I must say, in the 5-1/2 years you've had this account, this is by far the most disgusting post you've ever made. :)
this is probably the most disgusting thing that's happened to me in these 5 1/2 years!
|Date:||November 18th, 2006 06:58 am (UTC)|| |
I think you're lying.
i can't think of anything worse. CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE.
you're never going to get a roommate now
hahahaha i was just thinking that! i made another post solely to move this one down
jk now it's friends only. everyone will want to live with me!