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November 20th, 2006

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10:29 am - ho ho ho cakes
a bunch of people are posting their christmas hanukkah holiday war on christmas wishlists. so what the hell, here's mine.

all i want for war on christmas is you.

if you can't afford that, i'll also take a big fucking pile of money.
np: gwenmars - driving a million - 02 - she hung the moon

(19 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:thesnark
Date:November 20th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)

BOO.

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Must we already acknowledge War on Christmas? The dust has not even settled on my jack-o-lantern and my turkey is still frozen and you're posting about War on Christmas? You're as bad a Costco. :P
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 20th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)

Re: BOO.

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consider it a pre-order. she's already sold out.

besides, like i said, i'm only following the will of the electorate.
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From:disguisetime
Date:November 20th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)

Re: BOO.

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Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaap, boy.


Uh, you can have me for Christmas!
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 21st, 2006 08:52 am (UTC)

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haha because obviously your life will be much better with another boy in it
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From:madeleine
Date:November 20th, 2006 10:22 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry but all big fucking piles of money have already been ordered by me. You'll have to settle for someone's hot nubile body.
From:haveaball
Date:November 20th, 2006 10:47 pm (UTC)
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"nubile" is such a creepy word.
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From:amyawesome
Date:November 20th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
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haha agreed!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 21st, 2006 02:29 am (UTC)
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guys don't seem to have a problem with it. I think they get a mental image when they hear it ;)
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From:madeleine
Date:November 21st, 2006 02:30 am (UTC)
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That was me being anonymous :)
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 21st, 2006 08:18 am (UTC)
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i get a nice image from any discussion of hot lady bodies, but i agree that nubile is a gross word
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 20th, 2006 11:20 pm (UTC)
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that ain't settling, that was part of my first wish!
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From:madeleine
Date:November 21st, 2006 02:30 am (UTC)
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Ok. You get the hot female body/ies and I'll get the loot.
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 21st, 2006 08:20 am (UTC)
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deal!

so is this a gift swap thing? because if i am getting you a pile of money, i will need to start shopping quick
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From:rain19
Date:November 20th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)
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You can have meeeee
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 21st, 2006 08:54 am (UTC)
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YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL
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From:rain19
Date:November 21st, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)
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DAN YOU ARE SO MOODY
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 22nd, 2006 07:12 am (UTC)
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only since birth!
From:lightupyourroom
Date:November 21st, 2006 01:02 pm (UTC)
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Is it OK that I'm not kosher?
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From:kingnixon
Date:November 22nd, 2006 07:11 am (UTC)
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only if you're covered in bacon

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