November 20th, 2006
|10:29 am - ho ho ho cakes|
a bunch of people are posting their
christmas hanukkah holiday war on christmas wishlists. so what the hell, here's mine.
all i want for war on christmas is you.
if you can't afford that, i'll also take a big fucking pile of money.
np: gwenmars - driving a million - 02 - she hung the moon
|Date:||November 20th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)|| |
Must we already acknowledge War on Christmas? The dust has not even settled on my jack-o-lantern and my turkey is still frozen and you're posting about War on Christmas? You're as bad a Costco. :P
|Date:||November 20th, 2006 07:21 pm (UTC)|| |
consider it a pre-order. she's already sold out.
besides, like i said, i'm only following the will of the electorate.
Oh snaaaaaaaaaaaap, boy.
Uh, you can have me for Christmas!
|Date:||November 21st, 2006 08:52 am (UTC)|| |
haha because obviously your life will be much better with another boy in it
I'm sorry but all big fucking piles of money have already been ordered by me. You'll have to settle for someone's hot nubile body.
"nubile" is such a creepy word.
|Date:||November 21st, 2006 02:29 am (UTC)|| |
guys don't seem to have a problem with it. I think they get a mental image when they hear it ;)
That was me being anonymous :)
i get a nice image from any discussion of hot lady bodies, but i agree that nubile is a gross word
that ain't settling, that was part of my first wish!
Ok. You get the hot female body/ies and I'll get the loot.
so is this a gift swap thing? because if i am getting you a pile of money, i will need to start shopping quick
|Date:||November 20th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)|| |
You can have meeeee
YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL
|Date:||November 21st, 2006 05:01 pm (UTC)|| |
DAN YOU ARE SO MOODY
Is it OK that I'm not kosher?
only if you're covered in bacon