March 7th, 2007
|11:13 am - a great voicemail kitty left me like a week ago|
daniel, it's kitty. i have 2 things to say to you. number 1 -- it started with 1 thing actually, but after hearing your outgoing message, it becomes 2. your outgoing message is retarded, you are retarded, you need to change it. your msg is almost as retarded as [CENSORED]'s outgoing msg and that's pretty retarded. so you know, just a little friendly advice from your good friend over here. but anyway, the 2nd thing is: i liked you much better when you had no skills and you didnt work because that meant you could be a lazy bum all day and talk to me and now we never get to talk because you actually do something. actually you still don't have any skills, but you do work. and i do love that you are the one person i can call and just insult mercilessly for, you know, 45 seconds, and you'll be like oh that's awesome she's my friend. so i would like to also add that. so i suppose this msg contained 3 valuables items of information to enrich your day. so yeah, you need to stop that whole overnite working bullshit because i dont get to talk to you. i got home last night at like 1 and i couldnt fall asleep and i was like, i wish dan was here to talk to because i've got some crap i need to talk to him about. so thanks a lot for getting a job, loser. fucking loser. you want to give me some money? yeah, you make more than i do, you fucking loser. but okay yeah i am done insulting you for now. bye
state: "friend call me!"
this is especially funny for some reason because I have a 101 fever. weeee
wow, kitty is awesome. you must love having her as a friend.
no it's terrible! look how mean she is to me! and i've never said an unkind word to her in all our years
"retarded whore" is always a sign of infinite affection.
kitty says lots (9:50:48 AM): omg i totally know what you mean. i keep discovering that people see me very differently then i see myself
King Nixon (9:50:52 AM): imagine if i told you you weren't a giant retarded douchebag
kitty says lots (9:51:03 AM): i would be crushed
hahaha. i don't even know her. but that sounds like a very fun message to get. it even made me laugh.
(i feel like that's a poorly constructed and unedited sentence, but whatever. that's how it came out of my head and that's how it's staying.)
that is totally a summary of what our entire friendship is like. we're so mean and awesome to each other.
(it's okay. lisa comments are rare so i will accept them in any grammatical form)