Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk

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dead sloth

It's illegal to kill yourself in a quick and painless way, but if you do it slowly over a few decades -- say by not exercising -- that's called laziness, not suicide, and it's completely legal. You might even get credit for being jolly or get a job as a TV chef on a cable network. When you die thirty years ahead of the average life expectancy, your obituary won't say, "Man dies of laziness." It will say, "Beloved TV chef succumbs to heart failure. He was removed from his bed with a crane."
[scott adams, dilbert and the way of the weasel]

this book was sitting in our bathroom for awhile, so i think i've read most of it by now. this is one of maybe 3 parts i liked.

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