Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk
kingnixon

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amazing

so in a shocking and unexpected plot twist, t-mobile YET AGAIN lied to me and wasted my time. despite me asking repeatedly to be absolutely sure this would work, my phone-buying plan did not work, because apparently t-mobile does not allow #s to be ported from one phone to another within the network. despite this being blatantly untrue, since you can upgrade phones for example, they refused to do anything for me.

to ups:
since you are apparently far too incompetent to deliver my package, i am just going to suck it up and make the TWO HOUR ROUND TRIP INCLUDING 40 MINUTES OF WALKING to pick it up from the 'local' ups branch. i want to make absolutely positively sure it will be available for me to pick up monday at 9am at 150 Plan Way, Warwick, RI. i've been lied to repeatedly by ups over the past week, and i am at the end of my rope. BE CERTAIN IT IS THERE. DO NOT MESS UP. please please don't screw me over again.

i love how increasingly deranged my messages are getting.

okay nm kristan advised me that message might not go over well. i'll save my venom for after i have the phone in my quivering taloned claws.

King Nixon (9:14:18 PM): "since there have been so many problems delivering my package, i am going to come to pick it up. as it's a 2 hr roundtrip, i want to make absolutely positively sure it will be available for me to pick up monday at 9am at 150 Plan Way, Warwick, RI."
King Nixon (9:14:19 PM): better?
King Nixon (9:14:35 PM): i want so badly to be venomous
xkristan (9:15:58 PM): mm. better, yeah. venom doesn't typically make them more cooperative.
King Nixon (9:16:12 PM): BUT THEY DESERVE IT
King Nixon (9:16:19 PM): I WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THEIR FACES

i don't know why this is upsetting me as much as it is, but i have seriously spent the past few days filled with rage.
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